One Saturday night three of my girlfriends and I decided to go to the movies. It was Date movie, which is was one of those movies that make fun of a ton of other movies. Anyways we got to the theater and there were only a few people in there. We went to the second to top row so there was only one row behind us. The movie started like normal no one was talking and they were all watching the movie. Then as we get into the movie a bit, these two boys in the row behind us started making fun of the movie loudly. Normally I would care and be really upset but in this case they were the funniest thing in that theater the movie was so incredibly terrible. They soon had the whole theater laughing. Near the end of the movie they started quieting down, but we didn’t think anything of it. When the movie was over the girls and I started complaining about how we wasted our money and how we wish we had been told that it would be so bad. As we start getting up to get our things one of the boys that were sitting behind us ran over to us in a hurry. He informed us that they had snuck in alcohol and had been drinking, His friend the other boy had had a bit two much and was passed out on the floor with puke all over him. He wanted out help?! No way! I told him that they got themselves into this situation and they were going to have to get themselves out of it. He freaked out for a bit and ran over to his friend that was laying unconscious on the floor. We started walking out when I heard the sound of a skull banging against the floor. I look over and, ok pause for a second lets say the conscious boys name is Jimmy and the unconscious boys name is Tom. Ok so I looked over and Jimmy was dragging Tom down the stairs by his feet. I then of course, not wanted some dumb kid to die, started running over to the boys to get him to stop dragging him. By the time I got over there Tom’s arms were stuck in between the chairs and the middle railing. I couldn’t believe how stupid these boys were so I decided to help. I stopped Jimmy from pulling toms legs and breaking his arms, and made him step over the the side. I then unhooked Tom’s arms and tried to get the least amount of puke on me so I took of his sweatshirt. I handed it to Jimmy and made him hold them while I started carrying the kid down the stairs. Just fyi he was a very small kid and weighed less than I did. I don’t know why I didn’t go get someone that worked at the theater or why I didn’t bring him out into the lobby but I just didn’t. I carried him out one of the doors to the outside and put him down on the floor. I started asking how much they had to drink and what Tom weighed. Of course Jimmy was still really drunk and didn’t have a clue. Jimmy got on the phone and said that another one of his friends was at the theater but had been in a different movie. The boy comes and finds us behind the theater and I asked if he had anything to drink at all. He said no and I had to make sure so I made him walk a line. He did it and that was good enough for me so I told him he needed to go get his car. He pulls around and I got the kid into the back and started taking his wet clothes off to change him into some new ones the other kid had. By this time a security guard came around the building to smoke, and saw us. He went and got the cops. When the cops arrived I explained everything that was going on. They started to ask the same questions I had before and started being a butt head when no one could tell him the answers. I had already told him that we didn’t know who the boys were we were just trying to help but the didn’t believe us. I started getting interrogated but didn’t really care because I had done nothing wrong. The cops then asked who was going to bring the kid to the emergency room and no one answered. I was not about to bring him to the hospital I felt I had already done enough. The cops started yelling and said if someone doesn’t take him then they were gonna bring us “down town”. I stated again that we would go no farther, especially because we didn’t know them. So the cops called an ambulance and made us all stay while it arrived and started asking more questions. When it got there they put him in the back and took him away. Finally with my little adrenaline rush felt at peace that the kid wasn’t gonna die. Then the cops found out who was drunk and who was not. They put the boys in the back of they’re cars and let us girls go. So there you have it. I normal night that turned into a crazy night!
THE END!
Emily 2006
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
Friday, October 22, 2004
Lake Erie
Lake Erie
One fine day in Kindergarten my teacher was talking about something, I don’t remember what, but she was! All of a sudden I had this strong urge pushing against the wall of my bladder…. I had to PEE!! So, normally when someone has to pee they go to a toilet and take care of there business right? Not me... I raised my hand ever so nicely and asked my teacher if I could go, there was only 15 min left until recess, so she told me I had to wait. I waited for about two seconds and I asked again... I wasn’t too good at holding anything!! She got kind of annoyed that I asked again so quickly and said NO! About two more seconds later I couldn’t hold it anymore and I was afraid to ask my teacher if I could go again so I just let it all come out. I couldn’t help myself I tried to stop because I realized what I was doing but I was on a role and I no longer had control of it. I figured it would be fine and no one would notice, right? But all of a sudden I hear… umm, I don’t exactly know how to spell the sound, but…well you know what it sounds like when a big cow is takin a big pee? Well yeah, I tried to hide it but you just can’t hide something that loud. My teacher looked over, I watched as her eyes got bigger and bigger, she flipped out! She sent everyone to recess early and sent me straight to the bathroom. As if I still had to go! But she kinda made me so I just told myself that I was being a good girl and just cooperated. As I was in there, I tried to dry my pants by putting myself underneath the blow-dryer… buuuuut I couldn’t really get the position down right, I wasn’t as bendy as little Arwen, so it didn’t work to well. So I go back into the class room and watch my teacher spraying air freshener all over the room and when she saw that I had come back she sent me straight to my seat. I pulled my seat out and all I see is the big Lake Erie sitting in my chair. So even though my pants couldn’t get any wetter I just didn’t want to sit in it, would you? I didn’t think so! So I whipped up an ingenious plan and secretly switched my neighbors chair with mine. When everyone came back in side from recess she didn’t even look at her chair. Immediately I knew I was the smartest kid ever. She pulled her seat out and sat in that great lake that was sitting in her chair. All I remember happening next is a scream crying and lots of yelling. Of course I got sent to the office and as if it wasn’t embarrassing enough already, I had to walk in front of everyone with my pants still dripping!
Emily 2004
One fine day in Kindergarten my teacher was talking about something, I don’t remember what, but she was! All of a sudden I had this strong urge pushing against the wall of my bladder…. I had to PEE!! So, normally when someone has to pee they go to a toilet and take care of there business right? Not me... I raised my hand ever so nicely and asked my teacher if I could go, there was only 15 min left until recess, so she told me I had to wait. I waited for about two seconds and I asked again... I wasn’t too good at holding anything!! She got kind of annoyed that I asked again so quickly and said NO! About two more seconds later I couldn’t hold it anymore and I was afraid to ask my teacher if I could go again so I just let it all come out. I couldn’t help myself I tried to stop because I realized what I was doing but I was on a role and I no longer had control of it. I figured it would be fine and no one would notice, right? But all of a sudden I hear… umm, I don’t exactly know how to spell the sound, but…well you know what it sounds like when a big cow is takin a big pee? Well yeah, I tried to hide it but you just can’t hide something that loud. My teacher looked over, I watched as her eyes got bigger and bigger, she flipped out! She sent everyone to recess early and sent me straight to the bathroom. As if I still had to go! But she kinda made me so I just told myself that I was being a good girl and just cooperated. As I was in there, I tried to dry my pants by putting myself underneath the blow-dryer… buuuuut I couldn’t really get the position down right, I wasn’t as bendy as little Arwen, so it didn’t work to well. So I go back into the class room and watch my teacher spraying air freshener all over the room and when she saw that I had come back she sent me straight to my seat. I pulled my seat out and all I see is the big Lake Erie sitting in my chair. So even though my pants couldn’t get any wetter I just didn’t want to sit in it, would you? I didn’t think so! So I whipped up an ingenious plan and secretly switched my neighbors chair with mine. When everyone came back in side from recess she didn’t even look at her chair. Immediately I knew I was the smartest kid ever. She pulled her seat out and sat in that great lake that was sitting in her chair. All I remember happening next is a scream crying and lots of yelling. Of course I got sent to the office and as if it wasn’t embarrassing enough already, I had to walk in front of everyone with my pants still dripping!
Emily 2004
Wednesday, October 23, 2002
HOT HEAD MADNESS!!!
HOT HEAD
MADNESS!!!
Once upon a time.. Long long ago… sometime in-between 1988 to 2002... There was a little girl that had a brain the size of a pea. And we all know, how are parents have told us not to play with fire… Especially in an enclosed spaces. Well this little gril was the biggest pyro you would ever meet….and she didn’t like the fact that her parents wouldn’t let her play with fire. So one day she went outside in the Old grass growing poo Mobil, with a brand new box of matches… She had sat in the drivers seat and started lighting one match after another and just started watching them burn until they would get close enough to burn her hand… and then she would bend down spit a little puddle and put it out.. She was doing it over and over again.. She was almost finished with the whole box when it was time to put another match out. She bent down to spit, and she put the match a little close to her head. All of a sudden she heard a huge puff and her head got really hot! She didn’t know what had happened when she saw in the mirror that her head looked like the burning match… She thought it was cool at first until it started to hurt… Then she got scared… then she opened the door and ran outside… Instead of running to the pool or getting on the floor and rolling around she decided to run back and fourth in the back of the house outside. Soo she didn’t know what to do.. This fire must have burned all of her brain cells because she went inside the house and found a bottle of moose… and instead of turning on the sink and putting her head under it she decided to spray the whole can of moose all over her head.. Clearly it wasn’t her time to die because as we all know moose is very flammable.. With the whole can of moose on her head the fire finally went out. She found a Bennie and decided to put it on her head… Her hair just added to her hideousness… She was about to go back outside to the car to finish her work with the matches because once you start a box you have to finish the box. Then she heard her mother calling her….She went into the kitchen.. Her mom said, “ Emily, where have to been… we have been calling you forever… it is time for dinner.” She went and sat down at the dinner table… and of course her whole family had to be there waiting for her.. “ take off your hat Emily.” She had said.. “NO” “come on… take it off we are about to say the prayer!” “nope” She continued… Her mom finally got fed up with her and took it off her self… Emily heard everyone gasp.. “WHAT DID YOU DO!” Cried the mother… “GET UP IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! I CAN’T EVEN LOOK A YOU RIGHT NOW!” The little girl ran upstairs and slammed the door.. Her mom was screaming soo loud that she heard every word her mother said.. And it went something like this……. “ WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!! SHE’S CRAZY! WHY US! WE HAD A CRAZY CHILD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!” It kept going for about 20 min. The moral of the story is…. DON’T PLAY WITH MATCHES IN THE OLD GRASS GROWING POO MOBIL!
THE
END!
MADNESS!!!
Once upon a time.. Long long ago… sometime in-between 1988 to 2002... There was a little girl that had a brain the size of a pea. And we all know, how are parents have told us not to play with fire… Especially in an enclosed spaces. Well this little gril was the biggest pyro you would ever meet….and she didn’t like the fact that her parents wouldn’t let her play with fire. So one day she went outside in the Old grass growing poo Mobil, with a brand new box of matches… She had sat in the drivers seat and started lighting one match after another and just started watching them burn until they would get close enough to burn her hand… and then she would bend down spit a little puddle and put it out.. She was doing it over and over again.. She was almost finished with the whole box when it was time to put another match out. She bent down to spit, and she put the match a little close to her head. All of a sudden she heard a huge puff and her head got really hot! She didn’t know what had happened when she saw in the mirror that her head looked like the burning match… She thought it was cool at first until it started to hurt… Then she got scared… then she opened the door and ran outside… Instead of running to the pool or getting on the floor and rolling around she decided to run back and fourth in the back of the house outside. Soo she didn’t know what to do.. This fire must have burned all of her brain cells because she went inside the house and found a bottle of moose… and instead of turning on the sink and putting her head under it she decided to spray the whole can of moose all over her head.. Clearly it wasn’t her time to die because as we all know moose is very flammable.. With the whole can of moose on her head the fire finally went out. She found a Bennie and decided to put it on her head… Her hair just added to her hideousness… She was about to go back outside to the car to finish her work with the matches because once you start a box you have to finish the box. Then she heard her mother calling her….She went into the kitchen.. Her mom said, “ Emily, where have to been… we have been calling you forever… it is time for dinner.” She went and sat down at the dinner table… and of course her whole family had to be there waiting for her.. “ take off your hat Emily.” She had said.. “NO” “come on… take it off we are about to say the prayer!” “nope” She continued… Her mom finally got fed up with her and took it off her self… Emily heard everyone gasp.. “WHAT DID YOU DO!” Cried the mother… “GET UP IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! I CAN’T EVEN LOOK A YOU RIGHT NOW!” The little girl ran upstairs and slammed the door.. Her mom was screaming soo loud that she heard every word her mother said.. And it went something like this……. “ WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!! SHE’S CRAZY! WHY US! WE HAD A CRAZY CHILD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!” It kept going for about 20 min. The moral of the story is…. DON’T PLAY WITH MATCHES IN THE OLD GRASS GROWING POO MOBIL!
THE
END!
Tuesday, October 23, 2001
The Boat!
The Boat!
In the year 2000 Krista and Amy graduated from High School. The family and them were invited to a graduation party at Nick Madison’ s House. Well at their house they had kayaks, and Whitney and I have never been on them before. So we asked and they said we could go boating. Whitney and I took a different boat and started to really have fun. We stayed out in the water for 30 min. and then we decided to go back to the house. Later that day Whitney said she wanted to go out in the kayak again. I said it was fine with me if she tolled some adult like mom and dad. She did so she went out in the water. About 1 hour later I got this feeling to go look for Whitney. So I got to of my friends and went out in there other kayak. When we got around the corner we saw Whitney floating down the delta river crying, her ores were about to fall out of the boat and she was spinning around in circles floating down the river. When we got to her we talked and tolled her everything was going to be fine and took the string from her boat and tied it to be boat. We boated back and when we got around the corner, the Madison’ s figured out what was going on, got their big boat, and came and got us. When we got to their house we found out that Whitney was soaking wet and we explained everything to them. Then they gave us so cream puffs and other good food and we sat down and watched a movie with everyone else.
In the year 2000 Krista and Amy graduated from High School. The family and them were invited to a graduation party at Nick Madison’ s House. Well at their house they had kayaks, and Whitney and I have never been on them before. So we asked and they said we could go boating. Whitney and I took a different boat and started to really have fun. We stayed out in the water for 30 min. and then we decided to go back to the house. Later that day Whitney said she wanted to go out in the kayak again. I said it was fine with me if she tolled some adult like mom and dad. She did so she went out in the water. About 1 hour later I got this feeling to go look for Whitney. So I got to of my friends and went out in there other kayak. When we got around the corner we saw Whitney floating down the delta river crying, her ores were about to fall out of the boat and she was spinning around in circles floating down the river. When we got to her we talked and tolled her everything was going to be fine and took the string from her boat and tied it to be boat. We boated back and when we got around the corner, the Madison’ s figured out what was going on, got their big boat, and came and got us. When we got to their house we found out that Whitney was soaking wet and we explained everything to them. Then they gave us so cream puffs and other good food and we sat down and watched a movie with everyone else.
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