HOT HEAD MADNESS!!!

HOT HEAD
MADNESS!!!

Once upon a time.. Long long ago… sometime in-between 1988 to 2002... There was a little girl that had a brain the size of a pea. And we all know, how are parents have told us not to play with fire… Especially in an enclosed spaces. Well this little gril was the biggest pyro you would ever meet….and she didn’t like the fact that her parents wouldn’t let her play with fire. So one day she went outside in the Old grass growing poo Mobil, with a brand new box of matches… She had sat in the drivers seat and started lighting one match after another and just started watching them burn until they would get close enough to burn her hand… and then she would bend down spit a little puddle and put it out.. She was doing it over and over again.. She was almost finished with the whole box when it was time to put another match out. She bent down to spit, and she put the match a little close to her head. All of a sudden she heard a huge puff and her head got really hot! She didn’t know what had happened when she saw in the mirror that her head looked like the burning match… She thought it was cool at first until it started to hurt… Then she got scared… then she opened the door and ran outside… Instead of running to the pool or getting on the floor and rolling around she decided to run back and fourth in the back of the house outside. Soo she didn’t know what to do.. This fire must have burned all of her brain cells because she went inside the house and found a bottle of moose… and instead of turning on the sink and putting her head under it she decided to spray the whole can of moose all over her head.. Clearly it wasn’t her time to die because as we all know moose is very flammable.. With the whole can of moose on her head the fire finally went out. She found a Bennie and decided to put it on her head… Her hair just added to her hideousness… She was about to go back outside to the car to finish her work with the matches because once you start a box you have to finish the box. Then she heard her mother calling her….She went into the kitchen.. Her mom said, “ Emily, where have to been… we have been calling you forever… it is time for dinner.” She went and sat down at the dinner table… and of course her whole family had to be there waiting for her.. “ take off your hat Emily.” She had said.. “NO” “come on… take it off we are about to say the prayer!” “nope” She continued… Her mom finally got fed up with her and took it off her self… Emily heard everyone gasp.. “WHAT DID YOU DO!” Cried the mother… “GET UP IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! I CAN’T EVEN LOOK A YOU RIGHT NOW!” The little girl ran upstairs and slammed the door.. Her mom was screaming soo loud that she heard every word her mother said.. And it went something like this……. “ WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!! SHE’S CRAZY! WHY US! WE HAD A CRAZY CHILD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER!!” It kept going for about 20 min. The moral of the story is…. DON’T PLAY WITH MATCHES IN THE OLD GRASS GROWING POO MOBIL!

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